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Freelander

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!
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Dirty Freeman

The act of seducing your students with cloroform and rope, then anally raping them in the tech class.
by PENIS938475893457934 January 17, 2008
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Gordon Freeman

(n) A physics crunching, alien asskicking, combine killing badass.
Combine1: "HOLY SHIT! IT'S GORDON FREEMAN!"

Combine2: "He's SUCH A BADASS!"
by gamerboy101 August 12, 2009
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Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.
Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!
by NougatNewt March 23, 2022
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Freeman

There are multiple Freemans up for grabs, but the freeman machine, Max Sacristani, owns them all.
Daniel: "those freemans make me exicted"
Max: "same"
by Daniel Anderson 69 October 17, 2022
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Scott Freeman

An anime voice actor from Funimation who voice Arthur Kirkland or United Kingdom from APHAxis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and Test, and the three servant twins Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson from Kuroshitsuji or Black Butler. Unfortunately, Scott Freeman was arrested and convicted of possession of child pornography and sentenced to three years in federal prison in 2016. He is now currently registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life and it will be hard for him to find work after that.
Scott Freeman was the voice of Arthur Kirkland or Britain from Axis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and test, and Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson, from Black Butler. Now, after being convicted of possession of child pornography Scott Freeman's contract with Funimation is officially terminated and he is registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life after doing a three year sentence in Federal Prison.
by Viscount Druitt December 7, 2019
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Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.
"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."
by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014
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