Freeper

A knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, foam at the mouth, rabid dog, conservative nutcase who spends time between killing small animals posting on the Conservative Republican Porn site freerepublic.com.

Lead by king nutcase Jim Robinson, also known as Rimjob, these bizarre freaks spend their days franticly masterbating over pictures of Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, and their Bush Christ, and spewing the daily talking points from the Reich Wing.

Most FREEPERS seem to believe that their King, Dumbya the 1st, walks on water, heals the sick, brings sight to the blind, and truly is the Son of God (Funny, I didn't know God had retarded offspring)

FREEPERS can be recognized from the following attributes. Fat, Ugly, Stupid, Angry, redneck.

by Hugh Jorgen II May 25, 2006

Freezer Tetris

The act of storing frozen goods in a freezer in order to maximize space, esp. when a large quantity of perishables must be stored in a smaller refrigeration unit.

Like the Nintendo game from which the term was derived, Freezer Tertis involves shifting and rotating boxes of frozen goods in order to fill any empty spaces.

Um, we're going to have to play Freezer Tetris if you want to fit all of this stuff in there.

by aeromat November 14, 2006

freeper

Someone who is paid to endlessly post talking points, rhetoric, and propaganda to internet forums and blogs. Because the right-wing is more organized, freepers almost always espouse a right-wing neocon perspective. Also, freepers will almost always mindlessly defend the "moron-in-chief" even when it is clearly unwarrranted. The word "freeper" is derived from the term for users of the ultra-right-wing freerepublic.com website.

The freeper made numerous posts defending the sham "president", but was unwilling to admit that he was being paid so that people would think that his opined views were sincere.

by Der Fuhrer Beelzebush October 22, 2006

Freeform

The name that ABC Family decided to change to. Most people think they did this because they didn't want to be advertised as a FAMILY tv station.

ABC Family used to be better before they changed to freeform

by UrbanizedLife409 June 3, 2016

freezerino

A familiar term for a freezer, especially a cryogenic freezer. Coined in the film ALIEN.

Brett: Back to the old Freezerino's.

by Denius Kane April 29, 2011

frefer

Someone who fails at everything.

You're such a fucking frefer.

frefer: Mmmhmm.

by Silus October 28, 2013

FReeper

Generally referring to individuals or multiple persona of the 'free republic' GOP front site. Free Republic is primarily a front for media reference and secondly a source for social subversion via formulaic talking points, of those who identify themselves as conservative for the ego and id fulfillment or peer acknowledgment. Such required to maintain the delusional mindset of 'socially conservative' (PC for anti-social). Freeper is also a description of behavioral or personality defects commonly associated with classic sociopathic themes, nazi like nationalism and racism, violent fanaticism, and an entirely predictable inability to elaborate on any political propaganda, assertions, or GOP talking points. Freepers follow the long standing republican tradition of ambiguous contrast to 'the liberals' as their political movement as the GOP is based primarily on destruction and division for the benefit of a few wealthy racists and has no agenda otherwise.

A freeper came to my site and pasted a copy of unrelated propaganda in a thread about yet another republican sex/money/violence/lies scandal. Can't they even write their own text or read the forum title at least?

by not_a_robot October 6, 2006