Freedumb

When evil rich people exploit and oppress dumb poor people and then convince them it’s all for their freedom; if dumb people believe this they are said to have “freedumb.” Also when evil rich people bomb brown people to death to steal petroleum, they say it’s because of freedom. When dumb people believe this, again you’ve got freedumb.

Oilperation Iraqi Freedumb slaughtered a quarter million of our relatives for petroleum.

by Dilloniuos September 4, 2011

Freed

What a rude Nignog woman used to say at a party when she had ran out of bacardi and coke. She would say this so the birthday guy Fred would fill her up. All she brought was 1 can of coke and made us all supply all the bacardi.

NIGNOG WOMAN: Me ran out of bacardi and coke mon. FREED!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009

Freedumb

A totally nonsensical and asinine belief (of many Americans) that freedom means you can literally do anything you want, including violating other peoples' rights.

I have the freedumb to give you a disease!

I have the freedumb to kill you!

by Rene D. July 8, 2021

freedom pat

the TSA's new pat down procedure put in effect in the holiday season, 2010 that is far more in depth to prior security pat downs

I went through airport security to get on my flight to the middle of no where USA, and they did a FREEDOM PAT on me, WTF, that was uncomfortable.

by juggalo94 November 28, 2010

freedom gurgle

Blowjob; used when coercing patriotic women into sexual acts.

"I need a freedom gurgle...for AMERICA!"
"I hear the terrorists banned freedom gurgles. We'd be doing our country a disservice by NOT exercising our rights!"

by yohici May 7, 2013

Freedom Tear

When something is so patriotic it makes you shed a single tear.

"When that foreign exchange student talked about how much she loved America, it made me shed a freedom tear."

"When i saw the soldiers march in the parade i almost shed a freedom tear."

by Tabeltop May 14, 2013

Freedom Rockets

Extending the middle finger of both hands simultaneously to express one's freedom politically, spiritually, and sexually.
Not affiliated with the term YOLO.

"Those GDI's down the street were having a block party, so I gave them my drive-by freedom rockets"
"Right on, Janet."

by Mwhiteout February 18, 2014