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The Bird Feeder

A sexual act consisting of simultaneously ejaculating inside your partner's vagina whilst vomiting in her mouth.

Variations of this act include "The Dirty Bird Feeder" which employs a similar method but in the classic 69 position.
Dude, I totally gave your sister the bird feeder last night!

That bird last night was so minging I accidentally gave her the bird feeder.

The wife wanted to try new things in bed but was less than happy when I tried The Bird Feeder out on her without prior warning.
by Noise Boy November 18, 2011
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Freezer Flavor

When something has been in the freezer so long, that when you cook and eat it, it tastes like everything else that it shared the freezer with over the previous months/years. This is rarely a good thing. The taste of said food is known as freezer flavor.

It is a direct result of freezerburn in many cases, and in others, such as with ice cubes, can be a result of age.
While cleaning out the freezer, I found an unpackaged corn dog in the very back, covered in frost and hidden behind a Swanson dinner. Smiling at my good fortune, I microwaved it and took a bite. Unfortunately, the corn dog had been impregnated with Freezer Flavor, and tasted like onions, fish, rust, and grape popsicles.
by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008
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Freezerlanche

A Freezerlanche is a avalanche that comes from your freezer. This usually happens when someone puts to many items in the freezer, closes the door, and when someone else comes to open the freezer door, all the items in the freezer fall out. Usually resulting in a small wave of swear words.
Madison went to open the freezer to get something to eat, to bad he was almost killed by 3 bags of pizza rolls falling onto him.

Freezerlanche's kill at least 2 people every year.
by Freezerlanche Victim June 12, 2009
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Star Feeder

Star Feeder is a person who considers themself a foodie and puts up with long waits and exorbitant prices to eat at celebrity chef restaurants and TV foodie show places like Top Chef winner Stephanie Izard's "Girl & The Goat" or any place Anthony Bourdain recommends or, atleast anyplace celebrities have often been seen eating.

It is the culinary corollary to Star Fucker. The idea that somehow eating there will allow you to ingest some celebrity for yourself.
They can't seat us at Bobby Flay's Mesa Grill until 11:30 PM and the drinks at the bar are $12 and up! We are such shameless star feeders....
by Buzzk January 19, 2012
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Alabama Cheese Feeder

Performed by farting into your cupped hand and slapping someone in the mouth, effectively adding insult to injury.

To carry out this action, place your cupped hand over your anus immediately after flatulating. In the same way you would eat a handful of popcorn, pretend you are feeding that to your target...violently.

If done correctly, the motion will give the recipient a good sample of your brew while taking care of whatever needs that demanded this fool be slapped in the mouth to begin with.
"Aaron had been dicking with his iPhone since he got to work today. I was tired of covering his ass while he messed around, so I gave him an Alabama Cheese Feeder."

"That angry little asian guy just gave me the middle finger again! I'm going to give him an Alabama Cheese Feeder!"
by FUHanSolo October 2, 2010
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Freezerio

When you poke it jiggles....
The sweat oozes off onto your innocent virgin hands.
As you slowly back off the Freezerio lunges at you and squishes you with its mighty power.
What the fuck is that?
That's the Freezerio.
by BIGOOFMAN June 27, 2018
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Upstairs Frederick

A much taller woman going over the shoulders of a shorter man to jerk him off.
Yo. I went to dinner with this bitch, turns out she plays for the WNBA. She gave me an upstairs frederick and I came all over the table.
by Tyronebiggums197 August 11, 2016
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