Johan Franzen

Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.

1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."

by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008

Franz

Wild animal

That kid is a franz

by Francisrag October 2, 2018

franzi

Crazy ass spontane person... funny and sensetive... and always smiles...

omfg franzi, i cant believe you just did that... hahaha

by mr slipper April 22, 2007

frazzle fuck

An elite sexual experience between two beautiful people, requiring an immediate cigarette. Typical symptoms include: pelvic and/or full body tremors, dizziness, dry mouth, and a general state of euphoric confusion. In rare cases, individual is temporarily mentally and physically paralyzed, resulting in sentence formation deformities. Symptoms usually subside within 20-30 mins, at which time, round two of the wondrous frazzle fuck may commence if both women are awake and not passed out from a euphoric over dose.

"Oh shit, just got frazzle fucked."

"I keep an ashtray and water bottle on my night stand in case I get frazzle fucked.

by GI Jane Doe September 13, 2013

franz ferdinand

1. A kick ass band from Scotland, their album is really good if anybody bought it.
2. The assasination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand was the spark that set off WWI.

Buy the album or read a history book to find out if what I'm saying is true.

by Bob the Magician pt.2 May 27, 2004

Franzia Stand

the act of holding a bag of franzia wine over your head and drinking as much as possible.

Greg's eyes beamed with accomplishment after finishing a 45 second Franzia Stand.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

Frazzle Dazzled

When you get so frazzled you have a dazzling public breakdown.

"Wow, Laura just got Frazzle Dazzled during that National Honor Society meeting."

by VallieN July 3, 2008