fostered

The condition of being very drunk from one can of Fosters Beer. (The can being quite a bit larger then a normal beer can.)

Jason's completely fostered, I'll have to drive him home.

by Wizard February 10, 2005

fosterelli

michael fosterelli. hot. plays bass. hot. is in the band Drive Drunkies. hot.

look at that fosterelli guy in those tight pants!

by rachael February 17, 2005

Forsterd

Becoming incredibly inocent and serious and adopting a slow sensible english voice.

He became forsterd in the head after coming coming back from India.

by crazyhawk November 7, 2005

Fostered

The act of almost dying but not wanting to say it.

"You broke your spine playing hockey? You totally fostered it!"

by dillisthebest November 30, 2021

Fostered

To randomly send tit pics to an unsuspecting friend

Wow, i just got fostered

by oldmanwee January 15, 2023

festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance

that hurts like a festered wookis.

by prankstamenace January 5, 2010

flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.

Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.

by RZAPat March 16, 2012