blast them fools

to shoot and or kill someone or people

yo blast them fools and we'll stab out

by Lou Loc June 29, 2008

April Fools paranoia

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!

by original nick April 1, 2013

April Fools' Day

The best day of the year to wear sandals.

Vince: Hey, man, your shoelace is untied!

Diggity Monkeez: Nice try, citizen.

by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005

april fools

A term used to describe people or things that are a joke.

- Well this sucks, Master G-Dawg Homeslice just released yet another April fools track.

- Look at them, they paid $75 for front row seats, while our second row seats were only $25. They are April fools for sure.

by define it March 31, 2008

April Fools

The first day of April, when you can fake your sexuality or put tape under someone's mouse.

Mike: Jim, I think I'm gay!
Jim: Really?!
Mike: April Fools!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

February Fools Day

February Fools' Day is celebrated every year on February 9 by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes. The jokes and their victims are called February fools. People playing February Fool jokes expose their prank by shouting February Fool.

I made a February Fool on February Fools Day!

by LotusLara February 9, 2018

flirtbook fools

1. The two people flirt and it appears on the FB newsfeed. YET, they don't seem to know they are flirting. Their friends just look at their spammed newsfeed with and expression that looks something like this -_-

2. A person/people who looks at a book written by a person named Derek for flirting advice. That doesn't exist.

*after a series of flirtiful events*

Derek:Why don't you guys just make babies.
Girl:Wth?
Guy:Where did you come up with this???

^^^^^these people would be the flirtbook fools.

Derek: oh man i have to make a name to express myself. oh I got it.

by the/annoyed/one.______. August 30, 2010