fontitis

When you're typing on AIM and copy something another person says, then you go to type, and you have picked up their font. One of the most annoying and deadly things to occur on the internet.

Ah, jeez Vicki, I got fontitis.

by Timmy the Kid October 10, 2008

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Forticultimate

The act of having sex with the leader of a cult, but thinking it would just be easier to masturbate.

Dude, last night i fucked this chick Zoey, and she is like all up in the deal with animal fur, and the whole time she was screaming about animal rights. I should of just jerked off instead. Talk about Forticultimate

by fuckinglittled's June 14, 2011

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Funticipation

Precariously juggling/ tying to avoid seeing your in-laws in the hallway while running from door to door . Analgous to Shaggy and Scooby being chased by a ghost in the haunted mansion.

While visiting Bob and Peg, most mornings are chock-full of Funticipation.

fun, anticipate, insane, inlaws, shaggy

by AndySchreck December 1, 2011

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fondickle

To fondle and tickle at the same time.

My girlfriend loves it when I fondickle her. My guy friends, not so much.

by dkmadskillz February 25, 2015

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Fanticonles

An individual that has no redeemable skills but is fun to keep around for his retarded behavior. Also he likes bondage and is obsessed with Roman Goddesses.

Hey look it's Fanticonles. I hope he doesn't rape anyone.

by PoisonW August 24, 2016

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