iPad Fondling

When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.

Person 1: Did you hear Jane iPad fondling at the party last night?

Person 2: Yeah it was so annoying!

by IPad Fondler September 11, 2011

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Freedom Fondling

Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape

Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”

by Make-sex-great-again April 06, 2019

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Dizon Fondle

When a male with extremely large balls, or a man who suffers from elephantiasis, lays his testicles to rest on another's eye sockets. The "ball-holder then proceeds to move their eyes around to pleasure the balls.

Dude, I Dizon Fondled my girlfriend last night. I made her take her glasses off.

by oranjeguice February 15, 2009

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fondle Buddha

to bluff during a game of poker

"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."

by Russ_Da_Roo February 05, 2004

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drunken fondle

abusiveness to the extreme against other players or admins accusing of illegal chaets.
Entimology from Lord Fondlemaid, nice chap when sober, abusive reactionary when under the influence

He did a right drunken fondle on that server last night

by DizMatt July 29, 2004

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