Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018

Freedom Fondling

Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape

Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”

by Make-sex-great-again April 6, 2019

Dizon Fondle

When a male with extremely large balls, or a man who suffers from elephantiasis, lays his testicles to rest on another's eye sockets. The "ball-holder then proceeds to move their eyes around to pleasure the balls.

Dude, I Dizon Fondled my girlfriend last night. I made her take her glasses off.

by oranjeguice February 15, 2009

fondle Buddha

to bluff during a game of poker

"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."

by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004

drunken fondle

abusiveness to the extreme against other players or admins accusing of illegal chaets.
Entimology from Lord Fondlemaid, nice chap when sober, abusive reactionary when under the influence

He did a right drunken fondle on that server last night

by DizMatt July 29, 2004

ipod Fondle

The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation

Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle

by Chuck Norris is amazing April 16, 2009

Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009