femme pantalon

What you call a guy who is wearing trousers that look like they were bought in topshop, This term was made in france so we decided to call him woman trousers in french, can be shortened to femme

Hey Femme Pantalon
What?

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

en femme

A phrase used by male to female (MTF) transgendered individuals, usually crossdressers. It is a French phrase literally meaning "as a woman." It is used to describe the individual when they are presenting as a woman.

My friend Bill is a crossdresser. When we went out last night, he went en femme.

by Zim1 December 20, 2006

femmestache

A woman's hairy upper lip.

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.

by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005

cherchez la femme

Literally translates to "find the woman". Used facetiously to suggest that when a man does something stupid, a woman was probably involved. This is not to indicate that it's the woman's fault, but that the man is trying to garner a woman's favour, or to cover up his infidelity.

Did you hear? All of a sudden Bill says he's morally opposed to porn.
Yeah right. Cherchez la femme.
Yeah, I think he's trying to impress the girl at Starbucks.

by Skorpion April 20, 2010

Fremesis

The one person (or thing) in your life who gives you an endless supply of reasons to hate them but who you inexplicably cannot imagine life without. An even more vehement title than frenemy. Could be used to describe the relationship between Magneto and Professor X.

Hard-boiled, lonely detective: "Damn you, liquor. You've ruined my marriage and chased off everyone close to me, but you make life worth living. I love you, my fremesis."

by DrunkandDisorderly October 3, 2012

Bolmphe d'la femme

An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.

The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

femme fatale

A seductive, intelligent, witty and classy female assassin who goes predominantly against male targets who are lured into following her because she acts like a cock tease, but quickly meet their deaths when they least suspect it.

The term has become slightly overused/extended to include any woman who shows even the slightest hint of being femme fatale, or wearing black leather, to describe herself.

That femme fatale I used to call my girllfriend. stuck a gun in my nuts and threatened to give me a .44 calibre vasectomy. So I bitch slapped her.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004