fudge jar

A euphemism that describes the willing anal opening of a recipient of some sort of penetration, usually of the gay male variety.

Did you hear about the latest conservative Republican gay sex scandal?

Yeah man, those dudes keep getting caught with their hands in the fudge jar!

by Hecktor Dangus, esq. November 20, 2007

Flurge

1. The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).

2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.

Dude, did you see that Hillary? She's such a flurge!

"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

by Stark Raven Mad October 28, 2008

fudge trap

A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.

God, Susan really is a whale, I'll bet she has a huge fudge trap

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

Clatter Fudge

The yeasty white discharge formed by the vagina. Often found in discarded undies or on the penis after sex.

I was putting some washing in the washing machine when I noticed my wife's thong riddled with clatter fudge.

by R.NoonUK June 18, 2012

what the fudge

when you want to say 'what the fuck' but you have children around you.

Dad: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: dont swear daddy

by lschi1 August 24, 2015

fudge face

a derogatory term to be used only in extreme circumstances

I think I may have crossed the line when I called Timothy a fudge face. I felt bad after the words came out of my mouth, but he did punch my dog in the nutsack.

by Cragiers McCraigers June 30, 2008

fudge factory

(n.) Synonymous with asshole, ring piece, anus, poopie hole, dumphole and scatoody.

The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.

"Emily, you must remember to wash and clean your fudge factory before getting out of the bathtub."

by Rick Roberson April 26, 2009