When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your dick on it.
Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."
by Terio Marin May 14, 2016
Get the Alabama flossing mug.The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.
Also can be used as "flossing your cock."
Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.
Also can be used as "flossing your cock."
Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.
Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.
by mylifeisterrible November 29, 2018
Get the Cock Flossing mug.When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass
I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.
by [Maze] September 30, 2005
Get the Ass Flossing mug.When a black lady is giving you a BJ and the gap between her teeth cuts through the skin of the penis.
Man! I was getting my junk sucked by that hot black bitch, but she ended up Nigger Flossing my cock and now it's all torn up.
by servoisgod October 17, 2008
Get the Nigger Flossing mug.When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.
If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.
For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.
If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.
For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.
1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.
2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.
2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.
by jerksock November 21, 2011
Get the Sock Flossing mug.To take someone's pillow case, turn it inside out, then continue to floss your unclean ass with it. Then turn the case back to normal and return. Then the user must smell your shit unknowingly. Normally this action is done in revenge and doesn't have to be done with a pillow necessarily. T-shirts, blankets, towels, etc are also game. happy flossing
Me: Last night i was butt flossing my room mate, keaton's, pillow.
Jeremy: Why did you do that?
Me: He drank the last of the milk.
Jeremy: Understandable.
Jeremy: Why did you do that?
Me: He drank the last of the milk.
Jeremy: Understandable.
by the flosser November 20, 2009
Get the butt flossing mug.the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.
by bumbletrump October 7, 2016
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