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Florida Cracker

A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.
People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Florian

Is a hell of a dude. Who cares about others, even if he feels down. He is a tough nut to crack. Everybody loves him because he is amazing. He also is loved and respected for the things that he does.
You're such an Amazing Florian Mate.
by AwesomeAnnanas July 14, 2021
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Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it
by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015
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Florian

Florian is a generally great guy. He is one that will never be a player and he will do anything to get what he wants. He usually has a really hot accent and loves being around people. Girls fall for him everyday, but he has his eyes on only one at a time, and if your that girl consider yourself lucky because he will give everything to you.
by Hey12344321 February 20, 2010
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Florida Cracker

Florida was the lead cattle producing state in America, Florida cracker is from when the men were cracking their whips on the cattle to get on the ships to go to the more northern states. Descendants of Florida crackers are also considered Florida crackers. Florida cracker does not mean a man who cracked his whip on slaves or white trash.
I'm a Florida cracker and I'm proud of it
by Dr devin December 1, 2010
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Floridan

Floridans, spelled without the additional “ i ” found in Floridians are a sub-group of Florida residents. Every Floridan is a Floridian, but not every Floridian is a Floridan. All Floridians share Florida as their home but Floridans share something more; a heritage, ideology, dialect, and culture that is distinctly Southern. Many members of this group are often what some call "True Natives" or "Generational Floridians" who can trace their lines back to the indigenous Southern pioneers and Florida’s Confederate Veterans. Members of the group are often politically and culturally conservative and most practice a Protestant faith. They likely favor states’ rights, gun rights, family values and are highly patriotic. Most are well-mannered and friendly and maintain a heightened respect for authority. Floridans like their tea sweet and enjoy the same foods that most Southerners enjoy, like fried chicken, cheese grits and hush puppies. While Floridians share the state of Florida as their home, Floridans share a heritage that is as distinctly Florida as it is Southern.
Some Famous Floridans are Ray Charles, Lynard Skynard’s Ronnie Van Zant, Allen Collins, and Gary Rossington, Mel Tillis, The Bellamy Brothers, John Anderson and Easton Corbin.
by RealFloridaBoy April 14, 2011
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florida

A state with two seasons... Summer and January 14th.
I went to Florida for Christmas break... It felt like I was there for SPRING Break.
by Ryan DeBrowne February 26, 2005
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