A man who Has the capability to do anything (literally anything) like assault his roommate with a pizza
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She´s everything you could ever want. So never leave her alone.
But don´t mess with her - you will regret it!
She´s everything you could ever want. So never leave her alone.
But don´t mess with her - you will regret it!
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by juice sauce n dressing January 24, 2019
Get the Florida Stinker mug.A type of girl who doesn't appreciate her floral like beauty, who doesn't believe that she is as amazing as people say she is.
All girls want to be her and all boys wish they could be with her.
Her beauty is not only skin deep
Extremely huggable, just plain and simply lovely
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All girls want to be her and all boys wish they could be with her.
Her beauty is not only skin deep
Extremely huggable, just plain and simply lovely
(trying to make a gesture here so if this could be published that would be much appreciated)
"I wish I could land a Flora..." - Guy 1
"Who doesn't!!! she's way out of everyone's league..." - Guy 2
"Who doesn't!!! she's way out of everyone's league..." - Guy 2
by Smart Cookie - my ass hurts... May 30, 2013
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by Princessbubblegum16 August 14, 2019
Get the Florian mug.Miss Florence Pugh is an Academy Award-nominated superstarlet who's beautiful in every way. She is an extremely talented actress and has been named one of the 100 emerging leaders who are shaping the future of entertainment by the Time. She is also super down-to-earth and often posts cooking stories on Instagram in a segment called "Cooking with Flo."
I’m in love with Florence Pugh, she’s so adorable and gorgeously beautiful and she must be a great cook, she is a funny and fun person, she must be a good friend too. I want to meet her and spend time together cooking while singing some lively songs.
by florencepughiswifey February 20, 2021
Get the florence pugh mug.Florida is a state in the southeastern most part of the US. Its known for its beaches, crime, and smelly old people.
Most people say Florida only has one season, which is ridiculous, for Florida has many seasons! There's tourist, hurricane, swimsuit, rainy, college(aka: Spring break) and snow bird season!
If you're on the gulf, the best time to go to the beach is November. By far the worst time is College season, which seems to be nothing more than all the college's in the country collaborating against us poor locals, sending wave after wave of their craziest 'students' to come tear up our beaches, jam up our roads, and cause a number of drunk-driving accidents over the course of 5-6 weeks.
As for the old people. There are lots of them. There are tons and tons, MASSES. The dominate every aspect of life, most respectable neighborhoods are built to accommodate those them. My neighborhood recreational center? The golf center.
Driving in Florida is not dangerous, its FUN. Stop signs? Who needs them! Turning signals? They're for pussies! And speed limits? PSH! If your 60 or older, you drive at least 20 miles under the speed limit, if your 25 and younger, you drive 20 miles OVER the speed limit, and if you're a tourist you drive however slowly or quickly it takes for you to get that picture of the pelican shitting.
A nice place to live sometimes, but a better place to just visit.
Most people say Florida only has one season, which is ridiculous, for Florida has many seasons! There's tourist, hurricane, swimsuit, rainy, college(aka: Spring break) and snow bird season!
If you're on the gulf, the best time to go to the beach is November. By far the worst time is College season, which seems to be nothing more than all the college's in the country collaborating against us poor locals, sending wave after wave of their craziest 'students' to come tear up our beaches, jam up our roads, and cause a number of drunk-driving accidents over the course of 5-6 weeks.
As for the old people. There are lots of them. There are tons and tons, MASSES. The dominate every aspect of life, most respectable neighborhoods are built to accommodate those them. My neighborhood recreational center? The golf center.
Driving in Florida is not dangerous, its FUN. Stop signs? Who needs them! Turning signals? They're for pussies! And speed limits? PSH! If your 60 or older, you drive at least 20 miles under the speed limit, if your 25 and younger, you drive 20 miles OVER the speed limit, and if you're a tourist you drive however slowly or quickly it takes for you to get that picture of the pelican shitting.
A nice place to live sometimes, but a better place to just visit.
Florida's weather is also extremely bipolar. Just today, it had been ultra-warm and foggy with no sun to be seen like it had been for the last 3 days. Then, while sitting outside for lunch, suddenly the sun came out and all the clouds dissipated at once, lifting the fog and leaving the wind free to make us cold. Now, only 3 hours later, its sunny and chilly.
by florida_babe December 17, 2009
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