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flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.
After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.
by coinflipper November 27, 2009
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Frooping

The action of twirling your Wedding Dress around during a photoshoot!
Give us a little Dress Frooping Action!
by CDPhotog November 20, 2009
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Flooding the Tunnel

Pissing inside a girls pussy while having sex.
by KMarK November 12, 2003
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Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor
I'm really fucked up I'm flooring
by Dingodango July 2, 2017
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Flooding The Anthill

Pouring the contents of a used condom into the female's birth canal after sex, also commonly deployed as an act of vindication.
After Suzie queefed on my nuts during sex the only appropriate response was Flooding The Anthill.
by Axlerod Poundhouse December 4, 2007
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Fooping

When one is taking part in both the acts of fapping and pooping at the same time.
Because prof got caught Fooping at work, he now has to be a secretary instead of working at the pool.
by foopingftw August 15, 2008
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Flooding the Feed

When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.

Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.

Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.

Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.
Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?

Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.
by francesermongo13 September 21, 2014
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