flog the lizard 

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

flog the lizard by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

flog / flog bag 

Australian Army slang
1.A wanker
2.Someone who is full of shit
Can be derogatory or not

"Tell ya what mate, that OC is a major flog / flog bag"

flog / flog bag by Greendog December 24, 2006

flog the log 

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

flog the log by Brad June 5, 2004

Flog Gnaw 

Used by rap group OFWGKTADGAF. It is "Golf Wang" backwards, which they call themselves sometimes instead of "Wolf Gang."

Person 1:"Wolf Gang all the way!"
Person 2: "No, it's Golf Wang now." "
Person 3: "Flog Gnaw, bitches!"

Flog Gnaw by OddFutureSarah February 14, 2012

flog the bishop 

to masterbate crazily

i caught Ronald flogging the bishop to gay porn.

flog the bishop by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

flog sock 

An article of clothing used to clean up semen stains after masturbation.

"Geez mate,my mum was cleaning my room and found my flog sock under the bed!"

flog sock by drongo September 5, 2006

Flog-ur-Log 

To beat the penis very hard

Where u goin....to flog ur log?

Flog-ur-Log by me October 21, 2003