flog-worthy

Worthy of pain and suffering. Deserving of "heroic" medical measures. Based on "sponge-worthy."

Scenario 1:
Med Student: "Ms. Jones has a multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She was independent before all this happened."
Senior MD: "Flog away. Intubated her, line her up, and start the pressors. Do everything you can to keep her alive!"

Scenario 2:
Med Student: "Ms. Jonese has multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She is totally demented, has no family, and lives in a nursing home. She is DNR-DNI."
Senior MD: Do not flog her. We're withdrawing care."

by Nudels August 17, 2012

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flog the floppies

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.

Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

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Flogging the Log

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

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Flog the hog

Slang for male masturbation

Me and the boys decided to stay in on Friday and flog the hog to the new Jordan Peterson video

by hogflogger January 8, 2019

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flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

by maninboulder September 30, 2005

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