Floater

Detritus or cells suspended in the aqueous of the eye which can be seen by staring into the light; Matter in the fluid of the eye which will settle or leave or appear; a naturally occurring phenomenon of aging;

When he looked at the light quickly and moved his eye he could make out the floaters suspended in his vision;

by wstlnguy July 13, 2009

floater boat

When you put your face between a girls breasts and just lay there instead a motorboat in which you make a motor sound and shake your head. When you lay, there is no time maximum or minimum so you can do it for as long as you want.

Yo, my girl and I floater boated last night

Dude, I really want a floater boat

I saw this girl and she had the nicest tits I could have floater boated her right in public

by YOLO man March 16, 2014

Floater

A person who just floats with the crowds.

John liked Yung Jeezy, then everyone says Jeezy fell off-so now John says he don't like Yung Jeezy. or
Sarah likes DC's but since she wants to appear 'gangsta' and everyone is wearin Nikes that's 'gangsta' she only wears Nike. John and Sarah are floaters.

by Nykon Pheonix February 22, 2009

Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.

It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.

by Michele Dorwin July 24, 2008

floater

In hockey, a floater is a player who won't go into the corners to fight for the puck. Instead, he'll just circle around in the slot waiting for his hard-working teammates to set him up, where he'll inevitably score and take all the glory.

The opposite of a floater is a grinder.

This term was popularized by Don Cherry on his Coaches Corner segment on Hockey Night In Canada.

"That Gelinas, he's no floater. Look at him battle in the corner for the puck."

"The Sens never win any puck battles because they have too many floaters."

by Mike Verkerk April 26, 2004

Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.

Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping

by The Cooker March 13, 2008

Floater

A dead guy that is in the river or other body of water (floating of course) that is fun to poke with a stick

look at that floater lets poke him!

by gps93 November 24, 2009