Flatassed

When a girl has no ass.
My sister.

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!

by meitesties June 5, 2013

Flatbacking

A bitch or bird with no job who sleeps around for money and material things.

Yo! How did Shawty get that Gucci Bag, she don't work even no where?

Ans: Shawty be flatbacking.

by V Double November 10, 2010

Flagrant Error

Defenition:
When using Microsoft Windows and a fatal error occurs, the user will see a blue screen displayed. This is a Flagrant Error.

Origin:
Originally coined by Strong Bad when having problems with his computer.

Synonyms:
Blue Screen of Death
Blue Screen

by Mark Johnson October 8, 2004

Penis Flytrap

(n.) 1. the act of performing oral sex on a man that involves a horrific amount of teeth. 2. the actual mouth of the person performing said action.

Jack was excited about Jill's intentions as she knelt down, but he was soon to experience the painful, tooth-filled wrath of her Penis FlyTrap.

by prockstar November 19, 2010

flatrocious

Usually said by a surfer. When the surf is so flat, so non-existent, it just becomes sad. It is flatrocious.

Person 1: "Hey did you check the surf today?"

Person 2: "Yeah. What a waste of time. It is flatrocious..."

by surfstarchris August 30, 2006

Flatgrass

The pavement (shoulder of the road) as known by our friends in the animal kingdom.

Upon returning to the Dirty South... Me and Jim saw a large number of dead deer on the flatgrass.

by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

flatlandbilly

1.A person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. Female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies

"Upon moving to the eastern North Carolina,Andrew observed that the cashier at Walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly."
yokel cletus hillbilly Walmart wallyworld

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009