Flubby Flanders

A sex act in which the male heats up a needle then carefully puts it inside the urethra without touching the walls, then pisses so that the heat of the needle and coolness of the urine mix inside the penis. The male then tasers his balls and ejaculates into another male’s nostrils

Zort: aye bro I Flubby Flanders’d your dad last night

Dude 2: Without me?

by Queef’s Throwaway March 05, 2023

Flanderous

The disease in which a lesbian cannot go a day without wearing her flannel.

Dude, I think I have flanderous. I haven't taken this flannel in 2 years.

by Kawalshicky October 09, 2017

A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

Little Flander

Moseys todger

Suck my little flander

by The prince of kk November 30, 2023

Flander Whore

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.

He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!

by Literature Sage October 17, 2021

Flanderize

To betray your friends by making them seem cartoonish.

“Ian you’ve flanderized me”

by Dragontareuca June 29, 2023