Flanders

The type of person that cares about stuff other people don't, just in case anyone is sensitive to it.
AuDacious, stop being a Flanders!
by Tanjiahdo May 01, 2018
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Flander Whore

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.
He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!
by Literature Sage October 17, 2021
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Flandering

flandering is the act of which someones ass cheeks flander and stroodle around clapping together in an almost fluid like state. Flandering started as a tradition in native tribes in west africa which flandering is known to give many health benefits such as increased pleasure in sex in both genders, men and women having increased glute size and strength, in men it gives them the motivation to workout and increases testosterone levels unrivaled even by the testicals.In women flandering can increase boob sizes and estrogen levels making their skin smoother and entire body being more feminine as a whole. Flandering has only now been discovered by europeans as of early 2023 , however the western part of the world has absolutely no recognition of what flandering is.
last night me and my girlfriend were flandering and made sex much more pleasurable
by Mousertonz June 06, 2023
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Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.
Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.
by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019
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Mitch Flanders

He isn't gay.
Ya boi Mitch Flanders bout to fuck the whole game up.
by Cameron CoIe August 04, 2011
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Flubby Flanders

A sex act in which the male heats up a needle then carefully puts it inside the urethra without touching the walls, then pisses so that the heat of the needle and coolness of the urine mix inside the penis. The male then tasers his balls and ejaculates into another male’s nostrils
Zort: aye bro I Flubby Flanders’d your dad last night

Dude 2: Without me?
by Queef’s Throwaway March 06, 2023
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