flaber

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape.

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

by Daisy St. Patience January 14, 2008

flaherty

someone who needs regular fucking (ie on the hour) or she gets quite testy and takes it out with general aggression. passive aggression, sarcasm, shit jokes etc.

also a general bitchwhore

'o you actually got out of bed before twelve good for you'
'stop being such a goddamn flaherty!'

by Gregoregory November 18, 2007

flabergaster

a word that will shock somone.

man#1 i love balls man#2 wow thats a flabergaster

by feelin dylan March 16, 2011

Flubert

The small pointy fold of skin created when one wraps their hand into a fist but sticks their thumb straight out. The flubert apex will be found on the side opposite the thumb. Fluberts are occasionally touched by two friends who haven't seen each other in a while. One will yell "Flubert!" and then they will engage in the mashing together of their pointy skin mountains.

Man 1: Hey, there's my friend in the hallway! Flubert!

Man 2: Awh yeah FFLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUBERRRRRRRRT!

by apacketofsoysauce August 8, 2012

flabergastry

The act of performing something which is flabergasting

I was blown away by the sheer level of flabergastry

by Jorgezoltan June 4, 2007

fliberty jiggits

Befuddled or like an off day

I went to try on shoes and it was just fliberty jiggits.

by MadamTeacups March 11, 2014

Aiden Flaherty

Is capable of being an absolute fucking mage. Can be found in his natural habitat, the land of the phatty buffalo wings. Sometimes you may even find him throwing shit at his sister. Though he sounds like a dick. He accepts blowjobs and will make you wall in love with him weather you like it or not. Sometimes even seen as Kings. You can spot the difference between him and DREW by looking at his penis. It is usually much bigger then a DREW.

Aiden Flaherty is a fucking god

by PSYÇOBASTARD69 August 6, 2019