Flabbergasted

When you just took a shit and you feel empty inside.

"Dude! That taco had me Flabbergasted!"

by Smokey_56 June 5, 2018

Flabbergasted

When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out

Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game

by Black Hammer10 May 2, 2019

Flabbergasted

To be extremely surprised or shocked.

I'm absolutely flabbergasted Woross is mentally capable of wiping his own ass.

by you better bring back flux May 18, 2019

Flabbergasted

It means, to be speechless.

Gosh, I'm Flabbergasted, what to do?

by Anime_lover07 December 11, 2017

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

Flabbergasted

A word to show how shocked you are, also great for describing things in a funny way.

I was flabbergasted by that weird hippopotamus!

by Burnt Toast :| November 1, 2023

Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024