Fistery

When you have no clue who's fist is inside of you.

Alexa wore a blindfold to the orgy, she had no idea who's fist was in her ass... it was a complete fistery?

by antiqueroadshow April 15, 2023

dry fisted

When you are fucked over so bad it is equal to having a fist rammed up your ass with no lube.

i really got dry fisted at school today.

by Youngsandwitch November 24, 2015

queerson fister

Queerson fister is a ex nfl quarterback who played for the Cincinnati Bengals Oakland raiders and Arizona cardinals he got his name from fisting former coaches in the showers

Queerson fister was seen fisting Hugh Jackson in the shower and screaming I'm worth 12 first round draft picks !!

by BIG HEAD TED December 5, 2022

Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area

ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"

by teresa strasser April 9, 2008

Fisterbating

The act of masturbating while fist pumping.

Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?

Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.

by JKyleM22 February 24, 2011

Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.

"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"

by jtmalott April 4, 2019

Fissler

Verb. A minor sexual assault similar to groping or molesting, the act is usually carried out on a female by a male who has been a “friend” of hers some time. The act is usually a precursor to a more serious assault.

Girl 1: “I was out with Todd last night and he fisslered me, I feel abused.”
Girl 2: “That’s terrible! Maybe you should go to the police.”

by The Turnpike Architect February 15, 2009