Which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.

Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

First try no warm up

Having the ability to attempt something without preparation ahead of time.

Man I kicked that dudes ass first try no warm up.

by Redd Matrixx June 27, 2008

first-train late

when you miss the last train and instead party all night and catch the first train in the morning and go straight to work.

Kat - 'We were out late last night.'

Andy - 'Yeah, we were first-train late.'

by ESL January 16, 2008

first try

In the context of Speedrunning, this is often said in a joking or sarcastic manner when a trick or other act takes more than one attempt.

Speedrunner: *Fails to make a jump four times, then finally succeeds in making the jump*
Speedrunner: Hey, first try!

by datSato July 24, 2018

First try, no warm up

Doing something on the very first attempt without preparation ahead of time.

Dude I blasted that video game, ollied a 3-stair, and made pancakes this morning first try, no warm up mofo!

by Redd Matrixx June 26, 2008

The First Time

The best fricking movie on the planet

Person 1: Hey do you have any movie recommendations my dude?
Person 2: WATCH THE FIRST TIME ITS A

19532890494/10 MUST WATCH

by sechilds02 February 5, 2017

first turkey

A great spot in Rockhampton to take a girl to and bang her well, when it rains the creeks flow really fast and its super fun to ride a bike through and drown.

1. First turkey, yeh, thats what i thought.
2. Im feeling wet, lets do it like its at first turkey

by make_love May 13, 2005