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finley the freshers shark

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!
by 123ameh123 October 16, 2018
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Finglebop

The flap of skin at the bottom of the ear, often pierced and less often expanded. More commonly known as your earlobe.
Kyle went to get his finglebop hole expanded... gross-ness!
by 2 camels in a tiny car November 23, 2010
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finless brown trout

fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.
Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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Finglets

Minihands on the end of each finger.
Example 1:

Sopheya: Man I wish I had tiny hands to hold tiny food!

Alison: If you had finglets, you could hold like 10 bagel bites!

Example 2:

Maliha: I can't frenchbraid, I dont have enough fingers

Christina: Yeah, my finglets make frenchbraiding so much easier
by Jennaration21 November 6, 2010
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finale'd

finale'd: verb (past tense)
While binge watching a TV series, getting surprised by the fact that the episode you’ve just watched was actually the season finale.
finale'd
After crushing another amazing episode on Netflix we looked for the next one until we realized that we had been finale’d. The season was actually over!
by NohoKes September 3, 2021
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Fingleton

Fingleton is a nigga that does not fit in or is seen as out of place.
" That nigga Rico is a fucking Fingleton."
"Are, you a fucking Fingleton."
by PlugOnTop November 7, 2022
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Finkelthink

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.
"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."
by prevailingwest September 30, 2021
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