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financial asshole

Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.

A common abbreviation is "FA"
"I want to go to a bar, but not on Bay Street, there will be too many financial assholes there."
by ndidds November 8, 2006
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1v1 me fox only no items final destination

1. (Noun) A match where you 1v1 someone fox only final destination no items in Super Smash Bros. (Any Super Smash Bros. games can be used, but Melee is recommended.)
2. (Noun) A meme that is used when someone "pro" at the game says their good at it, or similar scenarios.
1. 1v1 me fox only no items final destinations n00b.
2. Guy 1: I bet $5 that I can beat you in Super Smash Bros. Melee!
Guy 2: 1v1 me fox only no items final destination
by Literally Anyone December 29, 2016
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Fenja

The name for the most awesome person ever, It is impossible to fit so much awesome into any other person. She actually has won numerous prizes and awards - simply for being awesome!

On second thought, one shouldn't be surprised by her awesomeness looking at her name:
F - Fantastic
E - Enormously talented
N - Nice
J - Jovial
A - AWESOME (you may have guessed it)
Person 1: Have you seen that awesome girl?
Person 2: Yeah, I know! She must have been a Fenja!

Guy 1: Can you introduce me to the most amazing woman that you know?
Guy 2: Sure, Guy 1. This is my good friend Fenja!
by Broda824 November 22, 2014
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final exam

a monster of a test that takes a tremendous amount of time and effort and is usually worth 20% of your grade
last year when i was taking my final exam my teacher came up to me and said
"gimmee your test! gimmee your test!"
"whyyyyyyyyyyyy??"
"GIMMEE YOUR TEST!!"
by john c. kyle February 10, 2006
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final fantasy xv

A fantasy based on reality. The greatest ARPG to date. This video game has a dark plot and an incredible cast of characters and a really hot and lethal female lead.

Praising this game is in front of the bad lot of FF fans is like praising anal sex in a Catholic church. Tread carefully within the convulated FF fandom.
Gamer 1: Yo, what do you think of Cindy from Final Fantasy XV?
Gamer 2: She's wonderful. But I don't get why Gladios gets a pass on showing his abs around, and fighting like that in front of enemies - SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE. While female characters are not allowed to embrace their sexuality in this game or be judged for their personality in gaming.
by VoltaireKorchinster November 18, 2015
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Final Duet

A perfect weapon for you to fight against Omori fans. It goes without saying that they would break down and cry if you turned this on.
Girl 1: Oh you wanna fight me? Listen to my words carefully because I'm not gonna say them twice.
Boy 1: I'm listening?
Girl 1: *turns on the Final Duet*
Both: *burst into tears*
by saltyevodevo August 3, 2021
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financial terrorist

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noun

1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic.

Examples include:
The Primary Dealers
The Federal Reserve
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Jon Corzine
Bernie Madoff
Lloyd Blankfein
Kenneth Lay
Timothy Geithner
Bank of America
Brian Moynihan
Many US Senators
Many members of US House of Representatives
George Bush
Barack Obama
Bank of England
European Central Bank
Mario Monti
Lucas Papademos

and many, many more financial terrorists....
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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