Finance`

(fy-nan-say) The combination of the words fiance` and financial provider. a derogatory term that is basically the "n word" to gold digging trifling ass who-ers. Though a finance` is ultimately how most women view their soon to be rich husbands regardless of their level of shamelessness to actually publicly admit this or not.

The former finance` is now financially depleted after less than a year of marriage where the entitled obtained her lords entire net worth in such a short time, and all she had to labor was baring a child of her sin and deceit as consequence for pretending to want to consummate the marriage.

by Ampresandman November 29, 2013

H and L Finances

An up and coming company that will be worth billions one day

Did you hear about how well H and L Finances are doing in the stock market?

by rags2richesgeturmoneyup February 14, 2021

finance brain

When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.

Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain

by RawnieJay December 16, 2020

green finance

Green Finance is only way to learn Stock Market and trade professionally.
Green finance makes profitable trader.

I train with Green Finance to learn Stock Markets.

by Tysonnaba October 18, 2022

David Finance

The perfect lawyer

Guy: oh no I am in big trouble
Guy’s friend: WE NEED DAVID FINANCE HE CAN HELP YOU

by Davifinase June 17, 2024

Finance Granola

Finance Granola (noun):
A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.

Sammy’s a total finance granola; spreadsheets during the week, trailheads on the weekend.

by FG Buff November 11, 2025

The Minister For Finance

what you call your missus when you are shoping at the local hardware store when you realise she has the money and you want to but that tool you have had your eye on

"yeah i would love to buy that drill but i will just have to see the minister for finance first"

by druey26 June 21, 2009