Definitions by Aslan

kes 

Bird of prey from up north, smokes heavily, wings clipped thus doomed to live forever down South with all the noncey sparrows

you wouldn't believe how much kestrels smoke nowadays

kes by Aslan June 14, 2004

property law

colouring in department, place where dots are joined

Q: where's my highlighter gone?
A: colouring in took it.

property law by Aslan June 14, 2004

finance law 

adding up department, place where addin masheens are used

That bloody Kes in finance has swiped me addin masheen again.

finance law by Aslan June 14, 2004

bastar stoopey 

a very funny but nonetheless stupid bastard

bastar stoopey, makin a bluddah show o me

bastar stoopey by Aslan June 14, 2004

Cha'mone 

A teeth cutting, bad-ass mutha fucka

Kiss my bad self Cha'mone

Cha'mone by aslan June 9, 2004