the fiddler

When a women licks the side of a shlong as if she was playing the fiddle.

"I really want to bang Amanda, I hear she is stupendous as the fiddler."

by Facktopian Bob October 29, 2015

fiddleisk

Stemming from a video by Liam Lynch, this word is the definition of filler word. Its similar in usage of the "f" word, where it can be used in any situation you choose.

Pronounced 'fid-all-isk' emphasis on the k.

just stubbed toe: "FIDDLEISK!"
cant think of a word: "did you go to that...fiddleisk-en model thingy?"
mad at your boss and cant cuss, mutter "fiddleisk."

Can be used as a replacement for most cuss words and in any situation, to confuse people.

by the reverendrae April 17, 2009

filthy fiddler

when you stick a fiddle into a womans rectum and sucking until the fiddle fills with feaces then inserting it in to their vagina and blowing it all out leaving a sticky brown residue on the vagina and,in many cases proceeding to lick the person out also

ah dude i saw you go upstairs with that girl did you get lucky?
no, i was but she asked me to give her a filthy fiddler never again in a million years dude!

by smurf :) January 26, 2011

lip fiddler

When a man fiddles with some extra moist and loose goose lips, and has to blast his fist fully submerged in the vagina while fiddling with the clit in a circular motion to get that extra hard screeching orgasm.

schmiddy lip fiddler his x girl friend, best friend within a week of the break up in a bush while busting down.

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

dr fiddler

a "Dr fiddler" is an ex-medical professional who will shag anything, including intimate. they prefer kids, drives a red van with the sentence "free v-bucks and cheerios" written on each side.

"i saw a Dr fiddler on the way here"
"how many kids were in the van?"
"4"
"oof"

by Dr fiddler March 17, 2020

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015