velvet fiddle

The clitoris or, as they say, "the little man in the boat"

She was never really into men; I guess she was sexually content with staying home with her cat watching the Twilight series and playing her velvet fiddle 'til she fell asleep...

by mistereddie November 20, 2012

Fiddle In the Night

Sex.
It's sex.

Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.

by Future Dictionary April 16, 2019

Fiddle Fish

A term used to insult one's low intelligence/slowness

"What are you doing you Fiddle Fish?!"

by A Saturated Meatball October 02, 2016

Fiddle Folder

The female equivalent of spank bank; the mental file folder of sexy images that may assist in self-gratification.

Coined by Bill Allred of the Radio from Hell Show - X96 - Salt Lake City

Wow!!! That photo of a shirtless Christian Bale is going right into the fiddle folder!

by TLJohnson March 05, 2011

meat fiddle

When you slap someone seductively in the nipples with a piece of raw meat.

Dude, my nipples are so sore from that awesome meat fiddle I was given last night!

by meat_fiddler March 21, 2014

Booty Fiddle

A Booty Fiddle is when a man places his penis between the butt-cheeks of a woman, resting it above the hole, in which he can play it like a fiddle.

Damn. Me and my babe did the booty fiddle aaaallll niiight loong...That ho!

by Unctious August 19, 2004

Fiddle Fuck

1. Attempting to fix something that is not broken.

2.Taking something that is working, and messing with it until it breaks.

3. Trying to perfect something, and ending up breaking it.

1. Wow, you fiddle fucked with the antenna and now the picture is worse than it was before.

2. Stop fiddle fucking with that, it looks fine, and your gonna ruin it.

by osamio November 01, 2010