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ford focus

Ford Focus - One of the best handling hatches ever made, thnaks to the independent rear suspension. It completely makes up for the fucktard ford escort, which was practicaly a Ford piece of shit, the bare minimum plus 10% added on. The focus revolutionized the hatch market, by being affordable, well engineered, and nicely styled. Except for the US and Russian built ones, the quality is pretty good. Unfortunatly, Ford bean counters never allowed the bonkers Focus RS version to be ever made. Beats the hell out of all but the Alfa 147. Better than the bloated MkV Golf.
Wow, the Ford Focus beat a 100,000 (pounds sterling) Merc Sl 55 AMG in the slalom, in an Evo magazine test.
by E. Y. December 28, 2005
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Focus on The Family

A christian organization based in Colorado Springs that was founded by Dr.James Dobson. When their massive "complex" was built, they "forgot" to pay one of their workers, resulting in an armed stand off. Typical of other large christian organizations based in CS (see also: New Life Church) they mouth the words of peace while teaching hate and intolerance. Dr. Dobson has been featured on various national news programs usually spreading his narrow minded views on (pick one or more) homosexuality, atheism, how satan is real, drug use, pre-marital sex, how the republicans are truly the blessed of god, how democrats are spawn of satan, pro-life, how killing abortion doctors is ok etc. etc. Focus on the family is responsible for pumping millions into republican coffers, doing slander ads against their opponents, all as a "non-profit" company. Like most such organizations their sprawling compound is located on prime real estate and their governing board pulls down more than most corporate CEOs. While their workers are your standard disfunctional underpaid religious zealot, who believes that it's ok to beat the wife, ignore the kids, have an affair etc. as long they go to church on Sunday and drag their family along, they will be completely forgiven. Thus a vicious circle continues. (see hypocrite)
want me to focus on the family?
whose family? cause your family pretty fucked up for you to be focusing on someone else...
by PimpFishy November 5, 2006
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fikus

Fikus dreamed a dream for me
it cost me nothing it was free
he dreamed of walking in the sand
of blossoms forming in his hand

of kitchen cake and cedar shakes
of waterfalls and yellow snakes
of earthen dams and hydrofoils
of watching water 'til it boils

of holding forth from singing words
of flying south with flocks of birds
none of this was charged to me
for as I said it was free
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ninja focus

originated in the late 2000's. place of origin is english. slows down heart rate so that it seams like you are dead
Dale: i thought you were dead!
Brennan: No i was faking i used ninja focus!
by conotyui January 16, 2011
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focushope

my mom always buys those damned focushope oreos
by sssharris February 4, 2004
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Focused Vocalist

Someone who volunteers to sing when surrounded by hot friends (usually when playing rockband) with the objective of getting some sort of action
Jealous Guy 1-"Damn I wish I could sing like Ciaran, he is giving out orgasms over there singing rockband songs"
Jealous Guy 2-"Yeah he seems to be quite the Focused Vocalist"
Jealous Guy 1-"He will be busy tonight"
Jealous Guy 2-"That is for sure"
by C me Rock'er June 8, 2009
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fidus Achates

"Beth Cassidy is our captain. I, her forever-lieutenant, since age nine, peewee cheer. Her right hand, her fidus Achates. That's what she calls me, what I am. Everyone bows to Beth and, in doing so, to me."

- "Dare Me" by Megan Abbott
by blackKat September 5, 2015
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