footering

someone who fucks around with your things. Lookin in places they aint meant to be lookin. Using stuff they aint meant to be using. Touching stuff they aint meant to be touching. Sometimes stealthily.

Don't go footering around with none o that shit that don't be concerning ya.

by Loveheart March 28, 2005

Feathering

Sparing someone's feelings with white lies

She was upset I was better at my job so I was feathering my response

by Hydra187 November 19, 2017

Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.

MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!

by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010

fluttering bird

When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice

Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!

Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!

by ben de la cruz April 5, 2005

gettering

to get

to make happen, typically in a quick and excited fashion

I'm gettering a new phone!

by commasplice November 2, 2009

water filtering

passing water (or any liquid) from one partner’s mouth back to the other.

1: Brooke was water filtering some Baja Blast in my mouth yesterday. it was so hot
2. You ever water filtered milk? that’s fucked up

by BJ666 January 21, 2020

Fetting

A person who can walk into a bar and have his drink before he sits down without ever saying a word.

"That guy had his beer waiting for him at the bar and he just walked in. He is so a Fetting."

by Killerardvark April 1, 2007