Fetal Fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard she starts making baby noises then cries.

Brian : "How'd it go with Ally last night?"
Jack: "Dude I totally Fetal Fucked her."

by Biggish Bulge April 8, 2019

fetal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.

To achieve four knocks deep, one must master the fetal funnel.

by agentmiket013 September 26, 2017

get fetal

In the infamous wise words of Johnny Cupcakes, a mantra used among product managers in preparation for massive levels of disappointment and emotional anguish. #GetFetal

I can’t believe I forgot to Get Fetal before announcing a delayed product launch on the weekly sales call. What a rookie mistake.

by FetalPM November 30, 2018

Medicine, Fetal, Standard: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Medicine, Fetal, Standard: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born

" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !

by michael foolsley July 22, 2022

Piglet fetal

When you fuck your girl in a barstool she gets into a fetal piglet position while I pound her

Let’s do the piglet fetal in the barstool

by Premiums April 11, 2021

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.

Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

by yoos July 23, 2024