Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

feeding roses

To lie or bullshit someone

Guy 1: yo I got that new Bentley
Guy2 : fuck you man, you're just feeding roses

by Bensonite February 26, 2015

Wheat fielding

verb
1.
doing whatever the fuck it is you do in a wheat field.

My mom was wheat fielding when she was like 'fuck, i'm about to have this baby'

by argthesaurus July 5, 2016

COCK FEEDING

When a male feeds a living being through his penis using semen

"Hey bro I'm hungry"

"Don't worry dude I got you" *Unzips pants*

"Thanks bro that was scrumptious"

"Your welcome that was called COCK FEEDING"

by Creamothy February 6, 2023

bottom feeding

1.Trolling for drunk/underage women outside of a bar after 2am. These are generaly women much less attractive than you, that no one else was willing to take home. But being the classy man you are, you reach to the bottom of the barrel and bring home the drunkest/ugliest/easiest slut you can find.

2.Any activity conducted on 6th street after 2am

Since I didn't score at the bar we went to, I think im going to go hangout outside that 18 and up club and see if I can do a little bottom feeding tonight!

by Kentucky Derby April 29, 2006

credit feeding

The act of repeatedly continuing in a game (usually a 2D shooter where the player's ship or character respawns in place) for the sole purpose of beating it. Very unprofessional way of being the game as opposed to learning and memorizing the levels, and often comes with the penalty of having one's score reset to 0 every time he or she continues.

Joe credit-fed his way to the end of Giga Wing and called it an accomplishment, only for his friend, a seasoned gamer, to slap him in the face.

by gs68 November 22, 2004

feeding frenzy

In its original form recorded in the early 1960s, it refers to the voracious feeding habits of sharks. From the late 1970s onward it came into use in its more general sense which means furious commercial competition.

Microsoft and IBM are in a feeding frenzy.

by papermachete December 28, 2005