Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room
by DanaLMay April 27, 2005
A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.
My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.
creampie oral
creampie oral
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015
Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.
For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?
by bozo_de_niro June 21, 2010
According to a professor I had, it is an act which was done by some religion (I am not going to say which!) where the head holy man ritualistically sacrifices a virgin girl, then leaves the body out and the inards begin to decompose. once they are decomposed enough, they took the body out and have a ceremony where the head holy man would place his mouth over the dead girl's vagina, and his assistant would then stomp on her belly, forcing the rotten and decomposing innards out through the opening and into the holy man's mouth, and he then swallows them. supposedly the rotten innards would affect the holy man's health, and put him in a fever, where he would recieve visions (because he is halucinating) sent by their god and it would predict the future of the kingdom for the next year. i do not know if it is real, but my professor swore it was
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
not just to put a hamster up another's ass, but to shoot some cocaine up in there too for the hamster to get high on so it freaks out and provides more stimulation for the person.
by waawaaweewah April 09, 2007