fauxcho

Asian people who are adoped and arent truely asian, bringing their coolness factor down.

mark-hey that nates really stupid for an asian
tom- dont worry hes just a fauxcho

by dick mcnipples November 7, 2006

Fauxcha

A Mocha-like drink using hot chocolate mix instead of fancy chocolate sauce for the base. A Fauxcha tastes very similar to a real mocha, except they are significantly cheaper. Not considered a legitimate espresso beverage to any coffee snob, so watch out. Pronounced Foh-Kha.

Bob: Wow! this Mocha is really good!

Coffee Snob: Hehem, that is NOT a Mocha you noob, it's a Fauxcha! loser.

by dumbledouche August 17, 2009

Fauxcaine

Cocaine substitute available for around £50 a gramme but containing 0% Columbian marching powder. Ingredients can include sodium bicarbonate, chalk, baby teething powder, baby laxative and other adulterants.
Usually contains benzocaine, lignocaine or other pharmaceuticals for the numbing effect, sometimes stimulants such as amphetamine, ephedrine or caffiene.

Purchased by those too ignorant or drunk to tell the difference between the real thing and a placebo.

It's Friday night and they're all sticking fauxcaine up their noses, convinced they must be having a good time! Mugs.

by chimtec March 29, 2011

fauxcinema

democrat whore. clinton's bitch

that bitch is so fauxcinema

by glyptic March 18, 2005

fauxcock

any number of items used as a dildo.

Jan's fauxcock is a cucumber.

by Hauling Handyman March 3, 2009

Fauxed fool

To deceive, fool or trick the eye, an illusion... what you see is not always what you get.

"Fauxed fool" is 2010 Olympics Snowboarder, Scotty Lago's faux head.

by Beach Belle February 21, 2010

fauxcast

a completely inaccurate weather forecast

Isn't there a flash flood advisory for the entire county? It's absolutely gorgeous weather outside! Must be the weatherologist gave a fauxcast.

by Gee Why November 12, 2009