Fartlek

Forced usage of alternating speeds and positions due to movements of ecstacy in cunnilingus, making it difficult to achieve maximum clitoral stimulation. In extreme cases, can result in having to start again, causing irritation to both sexes.

"She started moving her hips up, so I had to fartlek her. She hit me as she was 'so close', bringing shame upon my family name."

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

FARTLEGS

SOMEONE THAT SMELLS LIKE FART.

MAN HE'S GOT FARTLEGS.

by MACK DADDY REN February 12, 2010

Fattletail

a really fat person who's a tattletail

Suzie's such a fattletail, she told my mum that we pranked the principal in school, she's also very fat, she probably ways 10 pounds, what a fattletail, what the hell, Suzie

by Ya Friend February 19, 2019

Fatlete

A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.

'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'

by datstudentlife October 31, 2015

Farblet

A small male whose name contains the word "farb" and often has sex with women that have the letters "saba" at the beginning of their name.

John: "Goldfarb, did you go down on that "saba" last night?"
Farblet: "Hells ya! you know I did dat ho!!"

by "the Farbizzle" March 2, 2009

Fatlete

Former high school or college student who was an athlete, kept up his eating habits and got fat.

Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.

by ursa minor April 14, 2014

fartleck

Someone who enjoys the smell of their own fart

An insult, such as "move out of my way fartleck"

by Hon.English EDU January 14, 2015