Upstairs Fanny Pack

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.

Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.

by m0thra April 30, 2023

Fanny Pack

British slang for a gangbang.

She was excited for the twelve guys to give her a fanny pack.

by yttiwgnihtemos January 19, 2021

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024

Fanny pack

An erotic sex position, where the woman uses ropes/strings( powerful enough) to suspend herself in the front of the man, so he can walk and fuck her at the same time. This is a symbol of dominance of the man over the woman.

Dude 1: I see you fanny packed her.
Dude 2: Had to show her who's the boss.

by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024

Fanny Pack

When your wear your woman around your waist with your lipstick in it...

Got her so hot she's on these hips like a fanny pack

by Lunchtrays November 25, 2024

Gonorrhea Fanny Pack

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"

"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024