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Fapkin

The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.

When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.

A wise fapper indeed.
Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.
by AltronHGX August 10, 2003
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farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark
"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."
by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005
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Ja-fakin'

A fake Jamaican.
A person who speaks with a fake Jamaican accent, although they are not Jamaican.
Non-Jamaican reggae artists like Snow and Matisyahu sing with Ja-fakin' accents.
by Stony Hill November 16, 2009
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Falkirk

A Dead town which sucks the life out of it's inhabitants and anyone within a 500-mile radius.

Over the years, Falkirk has been dominated by fat bisexual tramps who proclaim themselves as 'emos'. These creatures have invaded the town's bandstand although are easily repelled by a shiny adidas logo or two.
After several one-night stands with equally bedgraggled towns such as Cumbernauld and Livingstone, Falkirk has even given birth to 10 Children referred to as 'Bonnybridge', 'Grangemouth', 'Camelon', 'Larbert', 'Stenhousemuir', 'The Braes', 'Bainsford', 'The Bogue' and 'Bo'ness'. But we don't talk about Bo'ness. They eat their children there.
The town's last scummy residents, are the pensioners. They may be found standing in ASDA on a snowy day, staring at the empty shelves and then harassing passers by. If you see a Falkirk Pensioner, Bag It, Bin it, and then pour petrol in the bin and set it alight.
Falkirk is Shite. End of.
Jim: Lets go to Falkirk!
Bob: *Kills Self*
by Howe. December 7, 2010
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faking it

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
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Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media
My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!
by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018
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fakin it

knowingly being ridiculous.
person 1: i think diet coke is better then coke
person 2: no, you are definitely fakin it
by maxsal September 30, 2012
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