failish

an adjective for a person place or thing that basically fails at life. people like this should pretty much cease existing, because then everybody would be happier.

Brian: Clarissa you are so failish.
Clarissa: *cries*
Sam: You should cease existing.

by Dramacouch February 8, 2009

failitude

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Failin' Palin Jr.

Equally annoying and hypocritical daughter of a certain ex-vice presidential candidate.

How much is Failn' Palin paying ABC to keep Failin' Palin Jr. on the show?

by pnnyln October 27, 2010

Failien

A false UFO sighting

Dude, Cass saw a survival flare falling in the mountains while driving out here and thought it was a UFO, total failien.

by MagicToaster May 21, 2011

Failing Grade Tits

A girl’s tits having a size that would be failing in her school assignments.

D Cups onwards.

“Holy shit man! Leah’s tits have to be a D cup!”

“Yeah man she’s got failing grade tits.”

by Brad’s Encyclopedia May 17, 2021

Estefania Tovar (Fani)

A person who is very indecisive and overthinks absolutely everything.

UGHH Stop being such an Estefania Tovar (Fani) rn, you need to just go with the flow.

by Idk_what_to_put_oops May 5, 2021

Fagnitude

An extreme exhibition of homosexual behavior

Chuck and Guy underestimated the fagnitude of wearing assless chaps in prison.

by Dr. H. Cox May 7, 2009