my crops are failing

When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy

Oh god my crops are failing

by The crop June 14, 2016

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009

falkiner

a tribe of people, indigenous to Australasia. Creative geniuses, extensive travellers and have the tendency to be great friends with liquor at any venue. They have the capacity to make friends and get arrested in any city in the world.

Man that was such a ingenious piece of literature, such a falkiner!

Had such a falkiner last night!

Seriously, your argument isnt event close to a falkiner.

by reniklaf May 22, 2010

Falking

Falking = stalking + facebook.

Falking is the act of stalking someones facebook page.

I was falking his page last night and I ended up wasting 3 hours but I learned a lot about him from falking. I know we are not compatible in dating.

by Hedmark November 27, 2010

falking

The act of Facebook stalking. Investigating a person's life through the rifling of their status updates, wall posts, and pictures.

Frank: Hey bro, why are you taking so long on the computer?
Donnie: I'm falking this hot chick I found through my friend's profile.

by Moomoo<3 August 27, 2011

failknob

The one, or multiple, faulty doorknob(s) in a house.

The failknob prevented me from getting into the kitchen.

by Calned Wesad November 10, 2012