a tool used to stalk people you are secretly jealous of. a tool to make your grades drop. a tool to keep you locked up in your room all day and feel accomplished. if you stalk someone a lot on it, you feel like you know them. dont let it fool ya, it can be embarrassing when you start a convo with them thinking your their friend when they dont know who you are. epic fail.
by seriousfacebookaddict101 July 17, 2010
B: can you ask janet what the hw was?
A: no! i don't talk to janet, i read her profile and stalk her pics.
B: that's creepy...
A: no it's just facebook stalking.
A: no! i don't talk to janet, i read her profile and stalk her pics.
B: that's creepy...
A: no it's just facebook stalking.
by facebook addict in rehab March 06, 2011
by playdough14 December 01, 2010
by Pro January 17, 2006
A website where fake girls can "write on each other's walls" saying how much they "LOVE" each other. In addition to this, Facebook is a place where people post random pictures and status updates that no one gives a shit about anyways. Facebook is also great for annoying teenagers that always add in on other people's wall post conversation, just so that they can maybe get some attention because they feel neglected that no one will comment on their new photo album titled "Panama City Beach with family!" or "My new bass guitar!".
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...
(Typical teenage status update):
Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("
Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...
(Another status update):
Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!
Brad: ... does anyone care?
Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("
Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...
(Another status update):
Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!
Brad: ... does anyone care?
by Spazzx April 28, 2010
facebook is for ppl who know everything about you and what you do before you have even met them OR for... ppl with crushes who are too weird to let you know to your face....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
by brfgmvxd March 06, 2009
A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
by Julian isgay September 15, 2008