full frontal runtle

The act of grabbing the base of the cock and balls and wiping them on an inanimate object.

Jack gave the 1967 Chevelle a full frontal runtle to the dismay of the cars owner.

by Boraxrulmn July 5, 2017

Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

Full Frontal

A bar crawl that hits all restaurants on dowtown Front Street in Lynden, WA in one evening.

Hey, are you guys doing the Full Frontal this weekend?

by Strooks December 18, 2022

full frontal collision

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.

Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.

by princerinse December 28, 2024