fartening

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.

Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....

by rustyn January 13, 2008

Farter's Remorse

Farter's Remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after a fart.

The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart

Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.

Stephen- "Today I had the worst smelling fart of my life and this lady pushed her baby stroller right through it."
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"

by Mr. Hainley June 17, 2009

the fratellis

A great indie band from Glascow, Scotland. They are not brothers, although they go by the last name of "Fratelli" keep in mind they are not brothers.

John Lawler: Jon Fratelli
Barry Wallace: Barry Fratelli
Gordon McRory: Mince Fratelli

The Fratellis are awesome.

by india May 11, 2007

FATE

abbreviation for feet and toes exchange.
this is an exchange of images that involve feet and toes. these images are usually exchanged for FATE token, but can also be exchanged for money.

"would you like to participate in FATE?"
"yeah sure!"

by jade uwu November 14, 2019

fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009

no fate but what we make

We have control over what happens to us in the future. There is no destiny or fate. There is nothing that will happen for sure. We determine our future from what we do now. We make our own future from our own actions, and nothing or no one else is responsible.

If you work hard every day to train for a sport, you will succeed and win. It is not the work of God or fate that you have succeeded; it is YOU who have made this success for yourself. Had you not trained, you would not have this success. No fate but what we make. You made yourself a better athlete, so you excelled. You made your own fate.

by Vasilios (Billy) Dokouslis July 30, 2008

cake farter

A woman who sits in a cake with her naked butt and releases methane emissions which cause global warming but also clear a room with their stinky aroma, right into a freshly-baked pastry.

Ashleigh sat down proudly naked in the cake and farted. She's a cake farter.

by GeorgeSchmoe October 3, 2008