first-world starving

the state of being super hungry when there's nothing available to eat but lots of food you don't feel like eating.

"Man, I'm hungry! What do we have in the house?"

"Oh, there's pasta, soup, a whole loaf of bread -"

"Nah, that all sounds terrible. God, I'm first-world starving!"

by therealadri October 19, 2011

Hillbilly First Class

When you sit in the bulkhead seat in coach and are right behind the first class section.

I got lucky to sit in Hillbilly First Class on my trip home for Thanksgiving.

by creeolina November 26, 2010

God first

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.

Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”

by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014

Pika Beaver Forest

Down in the south area of a human female's body, the magical Pika Beaver Forest is something only certain eyes can behold. The amazing grass and tree structure, and the amazing pink-colored water which some say tastes amazing. It leaks when a person steps in the hole where the pond lays. The grass can be straggly or straight, depending on the female. Basically, this forest is screaming "Welcome to vaginal hair forest!" at you. Bring a razor to but through the bushes and jungle.

Pika Beavers:
Fells: wanna know whats sad? ._. Pika means vagina in icelandic, and in some sorta medical term, beaver means the hairs around the pika ,),

Slogan:
"Come with me to Pika Beaver Forest"

Pikachew: come with me to pika beaver forest

by Pikachew April 14, 2010

Foast

To put a boastful photo or post on Facebook.

This breakfast is foast worthy.
This person is a habitual foaster.
Sarah you need to foast these cupcakes.

by Spacedouthippy January 14, 2017

First Relationship Blues

Common in first relationships when one has unrealistic hopes and dreams. Typically they fall in love in a short amount of time feeling they cannot live without their other half . Attachment and obsession are some of the many symptoms . After the relationship ends their life falls apart after the realization that the future they imagined will never come . After the breakup a stage of “blues” arrives where they deal with depression and sadness for months until enough time has passed to heal the wound.

He had a really bad case of the First Relationship Blues

by LoveDoctor72 April 7, 2019