fomclwspm

"Falling Off My Chair Laughing Whilst Simultaneously Pissing Myself"

A variation on the everyday favourites "lol", "lmao", "pml".

Trevor: He's such a moron
Sam: fomclwspm!

by wizzywombat April 11, 2009

fomoflth

falling off my ostrich from laughing too hard.

your girlfriend is so ugly i fomoflth feel off my ostrich from laughing to hard :

by ostrichBite January 19, 2010

FOMCROFLMFAOOL

Falling off my chair rolling on floor laughing my ass off out loud.

I was FOMCROFLMFAOOLing!

by Thoraxe69 September 17, 2011

Femocrite

A feminist, male or female, who claims to be campaigning for equality for all, but, in fact, only campaigns to correct equalities where the woman is disadvantaged.

Femocrites are found widely distributed throughout the media and are increasing in numbers at an alarming rate. When challenged, they are usually unable to provide examples to contradict the accusation.

The femocrite who wrote the article complained about the lack of high ranking women in the military, but did not suggest that male-only military service should be extended to include women.

She went on to complain that clothes for baby girls are often in pink without questioning the fact that clothes for baby boys are often blue.

by See both sides May 31, 2014

Fooch

The female equivalent of a gooch

"Aww man, I've been sitting a long time and I've pinched my fooch"

by Hoodwink3r May 14, 2020

Fomor

The abbreviation Fomor closeley relates to the terms Fomo and Fomow and stands "Fear of missing out runs".

Person 1: "I'm going for a run with my favourite coworker in the evening."
Person 2: "Why do you have to rub my nose in it? You know that I suffer from fomor"

by Captain Boni May 21, 2021

Fomode

Fomo-mode; in a state of feeling fomo

I’m feeling very left out, fomode activated

by Badge99 May 31, 2021