Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.

"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."

by Slothguy August 24, 2009

Flails

A Flail is the two flaps of a womens vagina.

Jhon: damn dude when i did that chick she had the biggest flails!

by XXX_PANCAKE_NIPS July 16, 2011

fraids

fraids is the worst type of aids! it is french aids, its just aids caught from a french person.

i come back from paris the other day and got told by the doctor i had fraids

by sheef sandwich August 23, 2009

choculatory fluids

n. - the body's fluids associated with choculation, mainly saliva. Although many fluids are associated within the body during the eating and dreaming of food, some uncommon fluids may arise as one progresses to the highest degree of the choculama.

My choculatory fluids were boiling as we drove through McDonalds to order everything on the menu.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

Flailshow

Flailshow is what happens when you mix the consumption of alcohol, miah, and any amount of people or inanimate objects all at once.

Miah hunter got choked out 6 times in a row because of the flailshow that she brought on herself by thinking shes tough shit.

by isntitfuckingobvious September 6, 2010

fluids quiz

A test, such as a Drug Test or STD Test, where you need to piss or secrete into a container or tube for the purpose of:

a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.

He says it wasn't his, but we're gonna test his jizz. No way Bro's passing this Fluids Quiz.

I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!

by AdamGoodBet September 3, 2021

fluids quiz

A test, such as a Drug Test or STD Test, where you need to piss or secrete into a container or tube for the purpose of:

a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.

He says it wasn't his, but we're gonna test his jizz. No way Bro's passing this Fluids Quiz.

I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!

by AdamGoodBet September 3, 2021