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frictionless

A word that Cody Ko used in an interview that didn’t exist, he felt that it sounded smart and it was smart enough to use twice. I’m going to save him the embarrassment by actually making it a word. also please publish it this time it would make my day. And if you send me another email saying that you don’t want it I will cry. And you don’t want me to cry do you?? You monster!!
The app skyrocketed on Twitter because it was a frictionless with iOS 5.”
by weebboi6969 March 28, 2020
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Functional Stoner

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.
John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013
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functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.
Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.
by someguy1985 November 7, 2015
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Functionally Nude

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex
Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude
by Gzoom August 31, 2017
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pulp fiction

1. pulp - a publication, such as a magazine or book, containing lurid subject matter.

2. fiction - a literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact.

Movie containing lots of killing, cussing, drug use, and Samuel L. Jackson as a bad ass mother fucker.
Is there a sign outside my house that says DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?
by Robyn July 28, 2003
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Pulp Fiction Vegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.
by superslacker87 March 27, 2010
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Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.
I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.
by So Bomb. February 19, 2010
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