flaping cheeks

when a person lets out a really big fart bomb so big the butt cheeks flap

oh my god grandma let out her flaping cheeks!!! SICK!

by jenny jen jenny July 31, 2006

Fagpit

A place where only the best of the best go; A place of the gods.

Other guy: Yo bro where are you going?
Me: Just going to the Fagpit.
Other guy: THE FAGPIT?!?! THAT'S A PLACE OF THE GODS
Me: I know. *Puts on sunglasses* "YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

by anonymous5376953 December 13, 2010

fapid fire

To give a woman multiple orgasms in a row

Bro you have to learn to fapid fire women.

by dexslab May 4, 2017

Homo fapiens

1. A term used to describe a person who spends excessive amounts of time fapping.
2. A mispronunciation of 'homo sapiens'.

Joel: What's up with Pete? He keeps disappearing into his room.
Francois: That guy's addicted to fapping... He's a real live specimen of Homo fapiens.

by Silversword June 5, 2011

fagpile

A sweaty pile of naked Iraqi prisoners, typically in pyramid configuration.

They're showing the fagpile picture every ten minutes on Al-Jazeera.

or

What does the Geneva Convention say about fagpiles?

by Il Duce May 7, 2004

flapidagious

Describing the floppyness of an uncircumcised penis.

Girl: Your walking funny.
Guy: It's my penis. It's so flapidagious today.

by rajula tamer January 2, 2008

Fapism

A word you use to express your excitement for something/someone. Combination of fapping ang orgasm.

EXAMPLE 1
Person1: Aw dude I'm so excited for Reading Festival
Person2: I know right, I'm having a fapism over it.

EXAMPLE 2

"I'm having a fapism right now"

by Pseudous Ratch September 3, 2013