Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty
"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"
by Boggins. October 10, 2010
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Festive Bush

When a women shoves tinsel up her vagina
When I walked in the room, Shaniqua's vag was stuffed full of green,red and gold tinsel it was a very Festive Bush
by FagFaggotSon December 16, 2014
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Festival face

When your nose is cold but your head is hot and you're exhausted but you dont want to go to sleep.
by Notherson July 26, 2020
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Pon Festival

The Pon Festival is an Indonesian sex party help at the top of a sacred mountain Gunung Kemukus known as sex mountain, on the island of Java, during the festival people have ritualistic sex with a stranger, to attain good luck and fortune in the future, regardless of any marriage that may exist.

Following Pon, the same strangers must have sex another six times, once every thirty-five days, otherwise the good luck and fortune will never be obtained.
Are you looking forward to the Pon Festival this year?
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 20, 2023
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Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.
"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003
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festive gans

when you be hella festive and your parents don't want you and want to deport your sorry ass back to the hospital were they regret not aborting you
your such a festive gans
by hellagans December 05, 2018
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